It’s not California wildfires, or Joe Biden’s old senile ass. It’s not Donald Trump’s lastest troll, or the President of the country being trolled.

But it is the sweetest little drunk scamp. Doing her best to avoid jail. She deserves some kind of award. Watch for yourself.

In the wild world of Sarasota, Florida, where the sun’s always shining and the drinks are flowing, a certain Hooters hottie named Sophia Ross decided to take her flirt game to the next level. This 22-year-old bombshell, known for serving up more than just wings, found herself in hot water – or should we say, hot under the collar – after a boozy night turned into a headline-making fiasco.

Sophia got pulled over in November, but not for her looks – this time, it was for driving under the influence. Picture this: she’s swerving more than a snake on a hot tin roof, hitting curbs like they’re going out of style, and stopping at green lights because, well, why not? A concerned citizen called 911, and the cops rolled up faster than you can say “another round.”

When the fuzz tried to get her to do a sobriety test, Sophia decided to ditch the breathalyzer for some good old-fashioned charm. With a BAC of .318, she was flirting harder than a high school crush on prom night. “I will do anything for you daddy,” she cooed to the officer, whose bodycam got more action than it bargained for. Sophia, in her drunken stupor, even lifted her sweatshirt, giving the camera a little show.

But alas, her attempts at seduction were no match for the law. Despite her sultry advances, including a slurred offer to “do anything” for the officer, she couldn’t sway the man in blue. He calmly reminded her that their little encounter was on camera for the world to see – mom, dad, grandma, everyone.

Sophia’s flirtation didn’t even make it to first base. She refused the sobriety test but couldn’t escape the handcuffs. Her defense? Denial. “I was not driving,” she claimed, even as the evidence literally surrounded her.

The moral of the story? Maybe don’t try to flirt your way out of a DUI, especially when you’re four times over the legal limit. Sophia’s court date is set for today, and we can only hope she shows up with more than just her charm.

Stay tuned, because this story is hotter than the Hooters sauce on a Sunday brunch.