Biden’s Desperate Last-Ditch Effort to ‘Trump-Proof’ the Government Ends in Hilarious Failure: MAGA Laughs All the Way to the White House

In a comedic twist that could only come from the swamp of Washington, D.C., the Biden administration has been caught in a frantic, last-minute scramble to make the federal government as “Trump-proof” as a paper umbrella in a hurricane. Sources indicate that President Biden and his team have been running around like headless chickens, trying to lock down policies with more red tape than a Christmas gift from your least favorite aunt.

First up on their “to do” list before President Trump waltzes back into office? Protecting the deep state. In a move that can only be described as a bureaucratic facepalm, Biden issued an executive order to protect federal workers from being reclassified into the political appointee dustbin, thus supposedly making it harder for Trump to fire them. But, let’s be real, does anyone think a piece of paper will stop the incoming Trump administration from cleaning house? They might as well have tried to stop a tsunami with a beach towel.

Then, there’s the laughable attempt to cement climate regulations. With California’s air quality rules hanging by a thread, Biden’s EPA has been scrambling like a cartoon character who’s just realized they’ve run off the cliff – but without the witty anvil drop. The Congressional Review Act laughs in the face of these efforts, giving Trump the golden ticket to undo years of what some MAGA supporters call “eco-overreach” with just a stroke of his presidential pen.

And let’s not forget the foreign policy fiasco. Biden’s been more focused on “Trump-proofing” Ukraine support than on fixing the potholes on Pennsylvania Avenue. Despite pouring billions into Ukraine, the thought of Trump’s potential approach to foreign policy has Biden’s team sweating more than a snowman in July. But, come on, Trump’s already promised to make peace deals faster than he can tweet “Sad!”

On the home front, Biden’s been trying to make his mark on everything from climate change to healthcare, but with Trump’s vow to dismantle the “woke” policies faster than a kid on Christmas morning tearing through wrapping paper, these efforts are about as effective as trying to stop the tide with a teaspoon. We’ve seen Biden rush through regulations like he’s playing a game of regulatory Tetris, only for Trump to have the master code to clear the board.

The cherry on this comedic cake? The Biden administration’s attempt to shield its policies with the same legal armor that Trump’s first term shredded. They’ve been trying to get every last dollar out the door for projects like semiconductors and infrastructure, but let’s face it, Trump’s got the wrecking ball ready, and he’s not afraid to swing it at what he sees as wasteful spending.

And in the grand finale of this slapstick show, Biden’s been pushing for judicial confirmations like he’s trying to set a world record for most judges appointed in a lame-duck session. But with Trump’s influence on the judiciary already legendary, this move feels more like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic – impressive, but ultimately futile.

In conclusion, while Biden’s administration has been busy tying knots in red tape, hoping to make their policies as untouchable as a sacred cow, MAGA supporters are popping popcorn, ready to watch Trump dismantle it all with the efficiency of a master chef carving a Thanksgiving turkey. The “Trump-proofing” was less of a strategic masterstroke and more of a comedic interlude in the ongoing saga of American politics.

As we gear up for Trump’s return, one thing’s for sure: if Biden thought he could outsmart the master of the deal with some last-minute executive orders, he’s about to learn that in politics, as in life, you can’t outrun the tide.

Stay tuned, because Trump’s comeback is going to be more entertaining than a reality TV show, and he’s bringing the ratings back to the White House.