Biden Hands Out Shiny Medals to Celebs and Rich Folks – You Won’t Believe Who Got One!

In a dazzling display of last-minute presidency perks, President Joe Biden decided to play Santa with the nation’s highest civilian honor, the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On January 4, 2025, he doled out these shiny trinkets to 19 individuals, because apparently, we all need a reminder of who’s who in the land of the free, especially when you’re about to leave office.

First up on the bling list is George Soros, the billionaire with more political influence than a meme on social media. Yeah, he’s controversial, but hey, what’s a little controversy when you’re handing out medals? Joining him are the usual suspects: Hillary Clinton, who’s no stranger to political accolades, and Bono, because who doesn’t love a rock star with a cause?

But wait, there’s more! The list includes a mix of politicians, scientists, entertainers, athletes, and humanitarians, all of whom Biden seems to think have made America and the world a “better place.” Like, sure, great leaders keep the faith and all that jazz, but let’s be real, these medals are just the presidency’s version of a participation trophy.

Among the honored are Michael J. Fox, who’s not just known for his acting but also for fighting Parkinson’s; Denzel Washington, because Hollywood needs its moment; and Jane Goodall, who’s probably the only one on this list who doesn’t need a medal to prove she’s done something cool with her life.

The posthumous awards are a nice touch, though – Robert F. Kennedy and George W. Romney, because nothing says “we appreciate you” like giving a medal to someone who can’t enjoy it.

The ceremony was all set to happen at the White House, where everyone could gather to watch Biden give away these badges of honor for “extraordinary contributions.” But let’s not kid ourselves; this is just another photo-op in Washington, where the real contribution might just be to the egos of those receiving the medals.

So, there you have it, folks. Another day in U.S. politics where we celebrate the elite with fancy medals while the rest of us are just trying to make rent.